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Doubly dead [09 Jun 2003|03:27pm]
Less than twenty-four hours in the afterlife and I'm already losing my mind because of his brainless chatter.

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[08 Jun 2003|08:03am]
...

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[07 Jun 2003|11:35pm]
Gh...!

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Hard choice [07 Jun 2003|11:15pm]
Shall I just kill him, or should I make him one of us and preserve his prettiness forever...?

On one hand, I haven't had a good kill for the past few days. Not since that travelling Kobold family...

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[07 Jun 2003|11:03pm]
He's survived this far to meet me after all. Eeeeexcellent.

>:)

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[07 Jun 2003|06:55pm]
I wonder if Master Rean would let me keep him.

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[05 Jun 2003|10:03pm]
*dusts hands off*

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[04 Jun 2003|05:06pm]
STAB TIME

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[04 Jun 2003|10:54am]
... has someone been breaking into my journal?

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[03 Jun 2003|09:27pm]
HEY!

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... [03 Jun 2003|07:21pm]
Three words: dual snake swords.

:D :D :D

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itchy tasty [02 Jun 2003|07:11pm]
Hello, my name is Ayana and I'm a prudish biiiiitch who never gives her underlings any! And I have no fashion sense whatsoever.

Soon to be deceased,
Zombie Joe

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[02 Jun 2003|04:51pm]
Baths kick ass. XD

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DUDE! [28 May 2003|07:57pm]
GUYS! I think I broke Lady Ayana's password into her journal! Come check this out!

Sincerely,
Zombie Joe

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[26 May 2003|06:19pm]
I hate the world.

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[26 May 2003|10:30am]
MASTER REEEEEEEEAN!

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[26 May 2003|08:41am]
Miss Sierra is acting sufficiently bitter and sulky about Mr. Nash and I's... friendliness. Master Rean should be pleased. I am, anyway. :D

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[25 May 2003|05:32pm]
My first attempt at seduction seems to have failed. Along with that, the boy seems to have locked himself in his room and is yelling obscenities at himself from inside.

... oh well. He's hot.

Perhaps I should pass the time and work off some frustration by going out and killing some innocent travellers. Like, say, a wagon-riding kobold family...

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Checklist [25 May 2003|03:07pm]
Male: Check.

Pretty: Check.

Blonde: Check.

Sexy Accent: Check.

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[25 May 2003|02:48pm]
I get to invite them in to spend the night! WHEEE!

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